There was a time when Facebook was a quick way to socialise, but now it has become a platform for arguments, disagreements, curses, and insults.
It seems like the name “Facebook” was chosen because it allows for the sharing of different opinions, creating a space for disagreements between you and your friends—so they “face” you with insults and abuse that could fill a “book”. Below are some important tips for dealing with Facebook in this era, where revolution seems to permeate every detail of our lives.
How to lose your friends and loved ones in six posts:
1. Post frequently – Attack all your opponents. Be rude, and don’t care.
2. Monitor everyone’s pages – Follow everything they post on their pages. Comment on it. They’ll delete your comment. Comment again. They’ll delete it again. Keep writing over and over until they get tired.
3. When they respond and attack you – Play the victim. Delete them from your friends list. They’ll try to add you again. Ignore the request. In the world of Facebook, disagreements ruin everything.
4. Write another post – Insult the friends you removed from your list.
5. They’ll send you a message – Don’t reply. They’ll send another. Ignore them. Block them so they can’t bother you again.
