Dear Man:
• If you often hear phrases like: “There’s nothing…,” “It’s your fault,” “I didn’t say that” “Where are you going?” “You seem different,” “I shouldn’t have asked for your attention,” or “Do you still love me?” then this book is for you. If you don’t hear these phrases, consider yourself lucky.
• buy this book if you want to understand how a woman thinks… but you won’t.
• This book is for only two types of readers: married readers, and unmarried readers.
• A case of “Contempt of Women” was filed against this book, but the court session was postponed because the plaintiff couldn’t find shoes that match her scarf!
• If you’re a woman, read this book to learn how to drive a man crazy in six simple steps.
• If you’re a woman, you’ll find in this book carefully crafted strategies and tried-and-true tips to ruin a man’s mood, drain his finances, drive him up the wall, and still enjoy your life.
• If you’re a woman… Don’t you have any brothers?

_ Dr. Tamer Ahmed